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Chapter 29, Chris, Ed, and the Milituforce Blogaud


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ICPE-APE-TECHNOLOGY, is indeed being used on poor Mark Wayne Mohr, and has been for 30 solid years; and this is the result, and the effect, of this being done; a market that went from 1800 or so points, to over 18,000 or so points. That is not the standard amount of annual gain from the time these markets were created, up through August 15, 1986. BUTTTTTTTTTTTTT, people; after August 15, 1986 through present times; the new-normal, as some are using this new P.C. terminology within the framework of our new age issues, such as GW- meteorological, and gun violence, and other things that are part of the third millennium; is so far from the 'old-normal', it is silly to pretend that there is a zero percent chance that I am anything but insane and crazy, and a 100% chance that I am, and that all of this shit is crap. But still, to quote Detective Lenny Briscoe, I doubt I have one person on the fucking planet, convinced of this powerful and unfathomable truth!!!! Someday soon folks, IF I AM RIGHT; just where will some of you be? Face reality you jerk offs, I won't live forever. I am dying now, and fast; and I won't be here another nine hundred fuckiGN years. When I am gone, the Milituforce is going to be mother fucking desperate for replacement-me's. They probably have already been experimenting on some of you without your awareness to it, so that it will begin with you, as soon as I kick the Christ off. For short, call these potential YOU's out here, REME's, (Replacement Me's).


























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These fucking jerk offs crashed me again, FBI and Sheriff Mascara, at 11:44 Ante' Meridian on Sunday morning, 13 cunt chewing December, of 2015. It never ever fuckign stops. That mother fuckign dirt bag SPAIN-WEBSITE seems to be the culprit, and I am going to try and get my copy of it erased off of my files, it is wormed up to mother fucking shit, and I am sick of these cunt chewing crashes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



















































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The resemblance is amazing. So is the resemblance to Dawn and Dennis, with all three of these “funny-faces” internet photos. Patty and the gang just illegally froze up my mother fucking computer, or that d am website did, who can ever know? WOW, it is 2008 all over again, and going on 080808 too. A really big fucking WOW, and a big fucking JEEEEEEEEEEEZ-LOUISE, if you please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!












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You know, Poolroy-95; the two of us may be clueless about some shit, but the great Camden County, New Jersey Prosecutor's Office ADA, Ron Wirtz, Senior; wasn't as dumb as he was faking fucking out to be, at least in my humble 1980 little Mashell Daniel;s opinion, that I am most definitely entitled to, at least to her her tell it, back then in '80, YO.





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He said that David Charles Roth, or actually, he said that his actions at the time, very early into the nineteen-nineties, and to quote this, “Mark as you would say, some of the things he is doing are quite spurious”. The joke is that Dave used that word quite a lot back in the two final eighties-years, and so I had sort of picked it up and verbally fucking adopted it myself. Now it was being even further echoed right back, to its original source, DAVE! On the surface, Dave told me later that this was so absurd, as all he was doing was looking for a clunker car, and a minimum wage job; and he chuckled, and looked at me with that fake dumb ass expression as though he was saying others were quintessential DUH-people; and then he would laugh raucously, and I came to think, yeah; Ron is handing me the business again, huh Wolly Cleaver? BUTTTTTTTTTTTTT, as with all dam things, the devil lies in the details. The ADA Wirtz, wasn't referring to Dave's job and car hunt. No sir. No ma'am. Dave was way more than he appeared to be on the surface, ever since day one at the Caldor Department store. And why, great PINK GODDESS SSJKK? Well, because she told me back on Pearl Harbor Day in 1996, to always be playing HER great game of GTNOTG (Guess The Name Of The Guests)!!! This way, nothing goes unraveled into strange mysteries, without first being at least somewhat detected, as the source of all the shit behind all the great parlor tricks and Tallosion---Star Trek Illusions, (TSTI), the Exploratronic Supermind Society (ESS)!!!!!











Was the Dave Roth just Dave Roth from here in this universe, or did his advanced doppelganger dream-control him, and bring him to me at the great powerful Caldor Department Store security job in early November of 1985? Julia White has told me many times that this is true, only you don't know a dam thing yet, great audience. Dave and I had parted ways a while, after a fight we'd had, while I was still renting the home in Gibbsboro owned by Patricia Meeker, the mother of a New Jersey State Police Officer. It was a long parting, almost two years if my memory is accurate at all. Maybe only 18 months, but it was not quite a ways after I h ad moved into the Highview Apartments of Williamstown, New Jersey from that rented home that Misses Meeker was going to sell and I could not buy it at the time, so my mom and I left and moved into the Highview place, and this was our second stay at this place. I had started my book, The Permission Barrier, while still at th eMeeker home, and completed it at the Highview Aparmtnents, in 1994. I sent it down to the Copyright Office on Halloween Day of 1994, as some of you already know all about this entire mess. In my book, a character from my DREAMS, JULIA WHITE, was put into the book. Anyone of the great an dpowerful examiners in Washington, DC, knows it all by now, Misteer billy Islander Joel. But Dave was still not back in my life until early in 1995. Shortly after we were friends again, he had a wild DREAM, and guess wh came into his dreams extremely vividly, but this giant lovely dark haried beauty goddess, going by the name Jewel? I know that she spells her name Jewelly, and her name in th ebook TPB that I wrote, was altered to Julie White, but really it is Mariena Carlittia Jewelly White Krassle. Her City-Name in the HOLY CITY or capitol city of Sahasra Dal Kanwal, is JEWELLY-Natalazatahh, and various astral-plank translations to waking English Language world suffix-names that follow any name of JEWELLY, exist. Actually Julia White told me, millions of years ago, that there are more than four hundred suffix names to the city-name of JEWELLY. This name is registered in the great Palace Hall on Kanwal Avenue, and what is known in waking world physical plane human bibles, as names written in the lambs book of life, is indeed one and the same with this CITY-NAME registry in the great awesome KANWAL-PALACE.



















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WHAT WAS SPOKEN ABOVE IS JUST THAT SIMPLE, AND WITH OR WITHOUT RED COLOR COLORADO JOHN HENNINGSEN. IT ALSO, TO QUOTE THE GREAT DENNIS SNYDER 9 TIMES OVER, “IS JUST REALITY, SON!!!!!!!!!!! And whether or not it MATTERS, or doesn't MATTER; don't let them touch, huh Cuzz Don, back in August of 2009!!!!!!!!




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YOU KNOW THAT STUPID FUCKING BIPOLAR TV COMMERCIAL THAT SHOWS THAT BUTTWIPE DUDE CRYING AND LAUGHING? IN MY MOTHER FUCKING DAY, HAVING NORMAL EMOTIONS WAS NOT SOME CRIME THE WAY IT IS TODAY. NOW WE ARE ALL DEMANDED AND COMMANDED TO BE JUST LIKE MISTER MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE SPOCK ON STAR TREK, AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU, IT AIN'T NATURAL, AND IT IS CAUSING ALL OF THIS MOTHER FUCKING SHIT TO BE GOING NUTS, ALL OVER THIS FUCKING SCREWED UP GLOBE, RIGHT DOWN TO AMERICA'S GUN VIOLENCE SPREE OF THE PAST 20 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







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Sue Ann, Suzanne, or Suzy Anna, it's all the same dam thing to me, YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But she did have one really far out last Italian name, if memory serves me correctly, huh Mizz Hollister????????????????????????????????



























I WAS SO SCARED THAT DAY IN MAY, WHEN YOU'RE FAVORITE GAME YOU'D PLAY. AS YOUR 1-2-3, KEPT SIGNALLING ME THAT YOU'RE THERE. I DIDN'T SEE JUST HOW, OR WHAT I HAD. AND INSTEAD I GOT SO MAD. I TOOK OUT THE PHONE, AND WAS CUT OFF ALONE, AND I MADE MY BABY SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO SO SO SORRY, MY WONDERFUL LOVELY BEAUTIFUL LIGHTNING.


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Still, being chocked to death began in 1983, and was made far worse in 2015. But they didn't kill me, and they couldn't kill me. Highland Avenue-1984 Mark Wayne Mohr, just keeps doing the COPPERTOP BATTERY Dance of Forever; Peter Paul Pedersen Pan Geico!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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As I said, and now reiterate because it's of major dam importance: Using the Fascitar, and having the knowledge of where to go, once you apparently seem to wake up into PLANK, or (the purgatory), astral or spiritual existence, of thought equals instantaneous reality duplication; is step one. Step two is when you are on the Astral-Plane, your very first thought needs to be, I wish to be with the Almighty Goddess in the capitol city (heaven) (GOD) or however any one of you reading these words is more comfortable saying it; and when correctly mastered, which takes the average man or woman or teenager, about one to two weeks of three days a week practice; you will get your mind blown so far that it will not ever be what it was before you went.























Here is the magical FASCITAR. What people don't get is just how powerful this shit really and truly is. If I tried to charge $1,000.00 to send these instructions to you, printed on super fancy U. S. mint type of paper and printed on some wild brew of ink, you would all say it was valuable. That is how fuckiGN stupid people of Planet Earth are. I am giving away the fuckign mint, and most everyone alive is saying, “screw you Mountainpen”! Well, I am still giving it away. Even the great Mizz Know-It-All from 1974 only knew part of this. The final part is never printed or wasn't, not in 1969 when new copies were retrieved from a lost Mayan culture from the stars, or some other crap the AAT Club might dream up. I already know there is only one world that counts, and anything else is a bunch of illusion and shit.















Lay down on a flat comfortable surface, and be sure it is dark and quiet. If you need to wear a blindfold and put ear-buds in with some white noise repeating looped sound track, do it. It is best to be unclothed, but 'whatever' to quote my old 1975 pal, Bob Andrews! Those living alone or in any situation where they can do this in a private room, dark and quiet, will receive the best and quickest successful results. But don't lose hope when it won't happen on your first try. I don't know one dam Tibetan Guru who got it oon their first try. You only need to actually DO two steps. The first part of the four things you need to do, as well as the fourth; merely need to be mastered by repetition. For those who know of and practiced stuff, such as what you'll find in Robert Monroe's great book on the subject of 'astral-projection', throw away all the shit you think you know about this topic, and merely begin all over again as though this is all totally new to you. His stuff may or may not work for various people, but I assure you that you will not be able to accomplish the results that the Fascitar will bring to you, once you master its unfathomable secret, and develop this quite outlandish skill.



















STEP ONE OF FOUR:







You need to feel divinely blissful. In order to do this, while laying motionless in your dark quiet solitude; you must learn to daydream. Even people such as me, with rotten lives, can daydream. All of us no matter what, have something somewhere, that pretending this is surrounding you; would make you feel almost giddy and high, naturally of course. Don't confuse this with step-2, as things may appear similar, but they are not really. Each step needs to be done. You must follow this to an exact tee, no cheating, and no exceptions to the rule. So find something in your life that totally tops your number ten list for things you look back on and go, 'Oh shit was that mind bending cool and wonderful, squared'! Fixate on that thing that is a ten with a double bullet in your cap, and pretend it is all around you. When I did this, I used my times at the Atlantic City beaches in 1969, when Ziggy and I enjoyed swims, and talks together; and had a really cool time. This is not done over and over as the next step item I talk about needs to be done. This instead is done but once, but you keep doing it until you almost feel a tingling sensation, from the happy feelings pulsating throughout you. If you do this right, and wasn't born in prison or hell, and find the right thing in your life to remember; you will get that divine blissful feeling of ecstasy, and without using stupid sixty hippie drugs to get there. Once you reach the end of step-1, we move onto step two.















STEP TWO OF FOUR:







This is where you operate a two-part instruction system that may seem ridiculous and stupid. Following it precisely however; is key to your success in becoming a skilled user of Fascitar. Choose a person or place that you wish to visit. Yes, I told you this would seem to be a lot like step-1. It isn't. It needs to be followed very carefully. You need to do it ten times, so don't make the daydream real long with a million twists and turns like in some James Bond thriller. Keep it reasonably simple. Visualize your spirit essence sort of oozing out of your body as if an elephant were to step on a very large tube of toothpaste. After this, and have your road map clear in your mind, begin your journey. Remember this must be run like a tape in your mind, and the precise number of ten repetitions is pivotal for making this work. When I used to do this after my mom brought home this wild information from her office, I would choose a person to visit and tell them to call me on the telephone. I did this with two people, and they both called me. This is real folks, not some parlor trick game. Don't mess with this unless you truly want to prove to yourself that life and death is a big hoax, and that your true self is not contained in your current physical housing or shell, (body). So whatever it might be, keep it about 30-90 seconds long, but concentrate hard, and don't mock this thing, because if you do it correctly and take it seriously, you'll be in for the shock of your life that you don't need any fucking illegal drugs like LSD or any of it, to take mind bending trips outside of ordinary reality, and see the results even, should you wish to, as did I. Again I stress that you need to do this ten times, not 8, not 9, not 11, not 12, BUT TEN TMES! Once you reach the end of step-2, we move onto step three.















STEP THREE OF FOUR:







This also is a rote item, where you must do the following thing, exactly 6 TIMES. This is where you command your astral body, silently in your mind, to leave you in several hours, and go and do what you just imagined, whatever that may have been. You are totally free to change that up each time you practice this procedure, but you must stay with this exact 'trip' in each individual practice session. You are free to command your astral-body to leave you and go on that imagined-journey, in 3 hours, or 2, or 4, or whatever you personally feel comfortable with, but the idea is that you need an hour to fall asleep and be asleep physically, minimum, and then, depending on if you are a light sleeper who never sleeps without waking up much past 3 hours, you need to adjust the timing to your own personal needs and physical habits, based on your sleep habits, bladder weakness, and other situations. Once you reach the end of step-3, we move onto step four.



















STEP FOUR OF FOUR:







This is that magic part that I will give you from a lot of personal experience. It won't be found in any mystery-texts from Mayan ruins to the mountains of Tibet, or anywhere on this planet. I promise you that. Most if not all people who succeed in this occult exercise, will wake up into a waking-freeze state. Your muscles freeze up when you dream, because if they didn't, you would have a high probability of injuring yourself in your body while having nightmares, at various points of your life. Some people can have limited mobility as they go in-between dream and waking states, and many a spouse has the black eye to prove that, unless wife dear or hubby boy is using the excuse to belt his or her significant other and get away with it. Still, all joking aside; I'll move on. This exercise will eventually cause you to wake up asleep. This is when your original trip that you may or may not remember with your conscious mind, has ended; but you now are in 100% absolute control over a new trip and dream, and you can enter hyperspace from that point, or move off the physical hyperspace, and onto the ASTRAL-PLANE (the Purgatory). You can do this at will, and you will have no trouble whatsoever doing this, IF that is, you are aware of what is happening to you at this magical point, and can properly take control and keep calm, because numerous things will happen to most people who do this, and end up awake in a dream in their bed. While awake in this dream, you will see your room clearly, and it will appear to move in two parts, almost like windshield wipers in a car. You also will hear a buzzing wine type of sound, that is almost nauseating. You may feel your heart go faster, and then just stop abruptly, but this is a pure illusion. You don't need to have a beating heart, to be dreaming. A doctor will disagree, but they cannot grasp the higher stuff that is being talked about in these instructions. My point however to all of this is that you need to get past the fear. You will experience a blast of fear like nothing you can imagine, because mortal life is all we remember when we are inside of it, and we think we are dying or dead in this wild new condition, along with sounds and visions that become very scary to even the biggest cons in the prison yards. They fear dying just like all of you do. But you MUST GET BEYOND THAT FEAR to make the Fascitar work for you. This is the really powerful part and step, because getting to the mountaintop so to speak is great, but not if after we get there, someone steals our shoes and our coat and we must turn back and go home. When you reach the point where you can wake up frozen, and then instead of commanding your higher self (astral-body) to go somewhere, which in truth nothing ever really goes anywhere, as we are not even here to begin with; but don't try tackling that crap right now folks; but when you reach that point, this is when you need to just will yourself and see yourself on the ASTRAL-PLANE. I don't even will myself there first and then to any particular interaction there in the purg. I will myself from my bed, straight into the great capitol city of Sahasra Dal Kanwal, or (HEAVEN) by your religious systems. Now I am not saying that doing this won't totally alter your life. Even big Oprah Winfrey knows that it does, and had a lady on her show, back when she had her show on network-television, in the middle nineteen-nineties. She'll remember this lady if you ask her about this, and then show her these words of Fascitar. I know 95% of my audience are big shots who know her well. Go ahead, put me to the test, and see if I fail your credibility meter!



























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I did not tell you any details of the wild ''dream'' from last night, and no, you are not imaging that I did not. I was very busy going through hell with noise today, inside and outside, as well as many annoyances and major black hat computer hacking!!!!!







If I told all of the dream, we would be many hours of me typing, and maybe, you reading. SHEEEEEEEEIT, why take the chance of boring my audience to death? I will just tell you a few highlights. I was speaking to several people that I only know here at major big shot people, and yet over there, we know each other well, and one is President Barack Obama, and his entire family. I am sure over here, he thinks I am just a major nut case, and he is entitled to his beliefs. Over there, he too is in politics, an dis a governor, and don't ask me which state, as I was in no mood to ask him about that, after he told me that I needed to remember some incredible things back where I am asleep physically an dyes, that's a dam direct quote. When he went onto tell me, it had to do with the trip in late 1983 down to Orlando, Florida, from up in Jersey, as well as the throat specialist, and the major horrible experience of the memory loss on my trip back from there, and to that wild house on the highway, that I have had recurring nightmares about for years, but they stopped about a decade back, praise the gods. I also spoke with some people who I do know over here, and who are name recognized. They were telling me that I needed to realize what happened to me during that time that my mom and I were having those horrible problems with the Hammonton Texaco mechanic-owner, Jerry, who I have blogged about over and over, several years back. He told me that this man now is the head chauffeur for Mariah Carey the great diva, an dyes, the one from the wild dreaming interaction of the first day of summer time in 2008, Mister Jersey-Logo Weirdo. Remember people, in case you are new to my blogs, or forgot; this wild experience was very major, as MC showed me where I was soon going to be living, because this is where it all took place, just in that parallel universe, instead of being a home owned by Hammonton, New Jersey Judge, Frank Raso; it was some medical building, but other than for that one difference, the two worlds totally collided.







Lads and lassies; my life cannot be rationally explained. Not by mother fuckign great psychiatrists, not by the UFO experts, not by those who hate me, or those that don't, and not by many many other categories as well, YO.







In addition to all of this; take my entire ten year blog now, and multiply all of it by a thousand, and maybe, just mother fuckiGN maybe; it may come somewhere close to rationally interpreting some degree, of the life and what it all is about, of me; Mark Wayne Mohr, the Mountainpen, and the receiver of Morianity. I did not say the creator or the inventor; so please take strong note of that, right here and right now, great Lieutenant Anita VanBuren as well as everybody else. Thanks!





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I have no time or energy to make jokes or make light of what is happening to me. I know you all laugh even when I promise you that after I am shortly fucking dead and gone, some of you will be next. I do not know who, and all odds are it won't be anyone reading this blog. But some people out here, I totally know have already become what I call, the targeted replacements of Mountainpen, once I am shortly dead and gone.







I have no strength to fucking go around trying to twist arms. As Mashell Daniels said to me in 1980, at the RPL Sound Studios of Camden, New Jersey, USA, “Mark, you're entitled to your opinion”. Thank you so very much, lovely Mashell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







All that I can do is tell my shit, and do my blogs, and see what this entire deal is all about someday, much the same as all of you, whether you dam ass know it or not, great folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















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Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for a nice burger and a bowl of dam ice cream, and then to bed with old asshole Mister Mountainpen. WHAAAAAAAAAAA!



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Jumping catfish at light speed squared, those babies can be addicting. I used to tell my mom, when we would be out shopping, don't be screwing with other people's kids. My mom didn't mean anything at all wrong, but in a screwed up society filled with pervo's and sickos, one must now be careful to just be mindful to always keep to our own business. Once upon a time, life was no where near like this unnatural shit of today and this is the trade off that people want and insist upon so much, They want their cell phones and their own little universes in their hand, but now we live in a world of garbage where you cannot even smile or say hello to a soul.





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