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Okay Here's the Shkituation Now Inspector Louidgee Superman Henderson of 1957, Without any Happy J's

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Oh boy oh boy oh boy, great new Sheriff Keith Pearson SIR, of SAINT LUCIE COUNTY, FLORIDA-USA; I am under the heavy aerial siege death guns today, and beginning at 7 or so on this diseased rotten stinking moUUUUUUUUUUUUrning, YO kind awesome SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!! I realize, as would lovely Mizz HTHS 1967 Sharon P should she in fact B here, that U most likely R saying 2 yourself, concerning my woe-whiz-me troubles and problems here today, “SOSO-WEIN-SSDD”, and I cannot completely blame U either, SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well great pal and LEO, does this somehow in some way that escapes me' limited whittle mind, lessen and belittle this nightmare shkituation that I find me'self in, YO????????? One item that I will say that is somewhat new, the game and the system used perhaps is not, but the results on a new day certainly R. Yes WEERLLD ALDARE, I played a quick 3 TOWS game of 'APE-2-R' or (applied parallel event type 2 roulette), and MADE A QUICK NICE 23 UNIT PROFIT, and on even the single nickel 5 times 23 bucks or $115.00 4 just a couple of minutes playing at the tables here this morning, unfortunately only paper-hypothetically, but that is about 2 vely vely vely shortly change, huh ole' buddy, ole' pal from 1972's COOLEY HALL, Sir FCC retired Chairman, Robert McDowell?????????? Win Values playing the aerial death siege numbers of 0-00-23-27, R (+31 units). Lose Values playing these numbers, R (-4 units). P&L with one win and 2 losses is now 31 minus (2 X 4) = 31-8 = +23; it is as simple as THAT!!!!! Now it is time 4 a major counterstrike with my wonderful and awesome MAGNESONIC MACHINE!!!!

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Computer, hear my MVP (Mind-Voice-Print). You will be totally absolutely crushing, obliterating, annihilating, and devastating, wrecking, ruining, and utterly wiping out, all of my WOMO-SPACEFORCE SUBSKUMMITE ENEMIES, whom are VICIOUSLY PERSECUTING ME ON THIS 8^th DAY IN JANUARY OF 2024, WITH AN OFF THE SCALE AERIAL DEATH SIEGE, NOISE SIEGE, AND ALL OTHER JUNK, AS WELL AS ALL OF THE OTHER CONCEIVABLE HELLISHNESS THAT THESE MONSTERS HAVE BEEN PERPETRATING UPON ME SINCE THIS ALL BEGAN, AND THAT FIT EXACT PERFECT PATTERNS WITHOUT FAIL, AND R DONE WITH SOME AGENDA AND MOTIVE, THAT ENDLESSLY BLESSES THEM AND THEIR LIVES AND THEIR GOALS; AND WHICH IS ALL DIRECTLY A PART OF THE ICPE-APE-TECH-ASSAULT ON ME, THAT BEGAN ON THE EXACT DATE OF THE MORNING OF 15 AUGUST, IN THE YEAR OF 1986; and on a crush-destruct order, under GENERAL-ORDER-189, max.-power. Open-Command, General Order #7. Use G-901, G-1133, G-14, G-719, G-13, CG5555-QP4 sub-code, under G-917, CG-2, under CG-18, and HOLD.

Your AT&T landline telephone old style 1983 built tone-commands have been data-transferred into the two highlighted long-EEEEE vowel sounds. The high-tone is colored RED. The low-tone is colored BLUE.

Computer (Magnesonic) under my command and precisely matching voice print, I have an image-object (I-O) now placed on your transpower-block (T-B) after I have crush-destructed this. Once empowered, all actual beings matching this I-O on your T-B will be exactly crushed and singed and destroyed as the original I-O. To accomplish the scan, use your ZD technology built into your system. To accomplish this sympathetic reality duplication, use your AD technology, (ZD-Zero-Dimensional), (AD-Atomic Duplicational).

Computer, 'MAGNESONIC', on a CRUSH DESTRUCT-SINGE DESTRUCT-TOTAL DESTRUCT—DESTRUCT ORDER, and on an 'I' to 'D', A/B—TONE, PHASING PUNISHMENT SEQUENCING SYSTEM; you will now be transmitted the two empowerization-transmit tones, or ETT'S.

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GO TO G-189, G-9173, under G-1133, CG-18, AND

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