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BOUGHT THE NEW KEYBOARD AT STAPLES 4 EIGHTEEN $
Yes peeps, I am definitely back 2 back MAJOR SUPER BOTBAR. The 28th and 29th of September have been beyond a diseased maniacal assault launched against the Mountainpen by this soulless 'unremorseful-consciousless' sicko slime bag sub garbage, that this planet has ever produced from the wombs of women, at any time. B-4 those 2 days, it began with a few days of opening-hellishness, the magical McFly forever repeatable attack on me' toilet seemed 2-B where it all began. Air and noise assaults have been bad but I have seen worse. But the assault on me' physical body and bowel blast beam weaponry, or the Havana death beam weapons totally incapacitated me, and after 2 full days and nights from the original strike, I am yet 2 have fully recovered. I am not eating not crapping properly, and if I go 2 the goddamn frucking horse pistol, I will absolutely tell what was done 2 me abnd give the entire flucking Lawnwood Regional Hospital me' blogger address so they can read these dying decks 4 themselves and C that this MUST B GODDAMN TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!!!! “When it rains, it pours”, was one of Sir Dave Roth's many endlessly repeated sayings, 2 the point of near annoyance, but it sure flucking fits here good folks. Seemingly, I am starting 2 lose me' new blogging audience, as the figures show the starting of a decline, and not one hit has been on any of the last assault-hack-blogs or anything posted up by me for nearly a full day cycle which is a major indicator of a lessening cycle of readers. This all happens 2 me at the very same time each and every time me' life begins going on a real damn ass dark and dismal cycle of total flucking EARTHLY-DOGTOWN ON STEROIDS, YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hence, Sir Dave's saying of WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS. He is absolutely 100 percent correct at light goddamn speed squared!!!!! As 4 me' roulette, here is what I have naught told anyone yet concerning this new way of playing that I refused 2 take seriously 4 thirty years of time because it seemed a wee 2 bit wild and weird even 4 the Mountainpen, and yes Mister Percolator Harner Sir, that's indeed, “SAYIN' SOMETHING”, only naught 2 either your Sally-Girl,nor 2 Mizz Phone Company Finchblake, YO WEERLLD ALDARE. Only since the times of what I will now label here as, POST-MOWRY-MAGIC-PLUGS, or 4 short here, since the times of 2023's PMMP, have I realized that this indeed may in fact B me final chance 2 survive this hellish unfathomable inconceivable beyond totally surreal nightmare from straight out beyond the very gates of Purgatorial Dogtown!!!!!!!!! Allow and Uncle LI-NY-USA BANKER-GOD-HG 'PERMIT' me now, oh U gwate folks aldare YO; 2 elucidate upon this just a wee tad whittle bit here, if U will, and U as well, lovely Mizz Patricia HHH, and Sir Elmer Wabbit Fwudddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B-4-I flucking ass do though great peeps, let me tell U that they broke not only me' entertainment center amp, and it was not because it was old and used. The very same frucking time that this was ongoing YO, something that has naught been happening 4 a couple of months or more now has resumed again, the loud noises and screeching sounds through me' landline telephone when I am supposedly, 2 quote X-bizz-partner Sir Paul Evans Pedersen of Studio Park Records from up in NJUSAESMWG, “playing only 2 THE ROACHES”. Yeah, and that HAIR ALBUM wasn't of Donna summer either, or so the entire world kept telling me and insisting with me, because should it B, it would simply B-2 far out 2-B frucking goddamn true, YO. Where is little luscious Mizz Nikki Sarjenka Cox when we all need her, Sir Roddenberry and crew???????????? Just because U may all not relate and never had anything even remotely similar happen 2-U, Y continue 2 insist that it cannot B indeed going down around someone else? U-C great awesome folks, this is called, in me' Morianity, the JESUS RESURRECTION DISBELIEF SYNDROME, and 4 short here, the JRD-Syndrome or simply the JRDS. HE appeared, according the BIBLE, that anyone of U can also choose 2 believe or deny, after HE had risen from the dead (was laser retraced with distance delay laser trace technology), but 2,000 years later we still R a mere type-0 civilization, and R quite far away from being able 2 do anything that scientifically sophisticated; and so even now in this great highly advanced so-called technological new age society, any of that goes straight into the ding-bat nut-job category and filed instantly in the TOTALLY NOT 2-B BELIEVED section of humanity's acceptability ranges. This is Y peeps did not recognize his as told in the scriptures, as it just couldn't B him, he was dead three days 4 heaven's sake, it just cannot B so. And that album that I found in the RPL attic just couldn't B something that was done as a teenager by the then most famous female recording artist, and on and on we can go. This is the JRDS, simple as that, Mister REDJOHN HENNINGSEN CHAINGIVER, and perhaps 2nd only 2 Sir Moses, our great LAWGIVER. WOW-THAT!!!!!!!!! Do not underplay EVER, the mighty JRDS folks, as one day U could literally come 2 regret this move by missing out on a whole Dogtown of a lot more than a person who lives in a home with buried treasure behind his attic panels and dies broke at age 95 whole this 200 million dollar gold pirate coin treasure sits there in the dark, and endlessly ignored and undiscovered. Hey, I do hate 2 tell U tis, but in all truth, it will never B any skin off the nose of the hidden treasure chest. Peeps R all so damn quick 2 disbelieve without ever giving even a tiny fair shake 2 somebody's damn story. Wanna' know Y this world has progressed in this molasses slow way since the time of the dark age Renaissance? It is because of the endless persistence of the JRDS being crowned as our KING and leader, perhaps even our true GOD of all of humanity. What a pitiful goddessdog shame that it all is, YO BRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
So about playing this type of roulette, capitalizing on the WOMO-SPACEFORCE'S ENDLESS PERSECUTION OF THE MOUNTAINPEN IN OTHER WORDS; U all have been told that the green house vig numbers as well as the numbers of re-odd 23 and 27 R those 4 numbers that R literally magnetized 2 come out in a gigantic preponderance over their otherwise normal 38:1, and let me tell U that they come out whenever a major aerial death siege is ongoing 4 days and days, and then whenever me' life gets such as it is now, with powerful life threatening death harassment on all fronts, air and ground and major carefully plotted and perfectly coordinated air-ground military-efficient death strikes; and right now and 4 the past 4 days, if I played just those 4 numbers and did not worry about anything else; I would have made as per this morning around 3 of the clock, a grand total profit of, get this world, 229 units in 8 games totaling 393 wheel-spins, TWS, or TOWS, 4 TOTAL WHEEL SPINS, and on single nickel red level where only a 2,000 dollar bankroll needs 2-B available as what is called a player's HBR or (HOME BANK ROLL) which is 4 times the actual playing bank roll amount, and this would still leave me with 5 times 393 bucks. This works out in 4 days of playing now under this MONSTER-ASS NON-NICK DEATH SIEGE, but on the NICK-RED gaming level, TEE-HEE-HEE MIZZ LILLY; a whopping $1,965.00, YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO!!!!!!!!! Naught all that bad, huh there oh lovely Mizz Finchblake, mah'm??????????
I went out this morning 2 buy a few tide-over items at me local grocery stores, the Dollar Tree and the Publix, and I went 2 the Staples Office Store 2 get me' new 18 dollar keyboard. If I had not been such a damn piker all these years, and purchased me' new board and new mouse, it would have saved me tons of flucking aggravating migraine headaches, huh landlady Selena DADA, and lovely eyes, Mizz Lady GAGA???????????????? Sorry 2 hear about your medical issue mah'm, nobody likes migraines, they R vely painful. I only get them if someone places a sharp pointed object right into me' face, because 335 years ago or so while living as a teenaged Native American Squaw, someone in the damn tribe shot me in the forehead with an old style British Musket Rifle, leading me a short while later, 2 remembering being a very young boy named Benny Frank, not 2 keep exciting folks like Sir Chester, or even Piquet 1978 Security CO, Sir Bob George. WO and WOW, YO BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But yes, my love 4 LIGHTNING has somehow managed 2 follow me into this current-me-dream-down, or my dreaming off of the Astral Plane as Mark Wayne Mohr. In truth, I am both Zeranniss Arthur Yancy Jones with 4 other names, as well as Ricktofarious with 7 other names, as R mandatory in the capitol Province of Olympia, under Article SXY-4815507, Millionth Council Octonaming Laws. Both of these ASTRAL DUDES R actually having the very same dream,which is NE, right now in this human time and exact atomic frequency atomically, or here in this point of 5th dimensional hyperspace. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, and yes Katy Microsoft Abseaconqueen of 1997, also absolutely totally completely absurdly WEEEEDEEEEEEKAWUSS, YO WEERLLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, I would have made a major fortune in just a week of roulette play, folks. On really bad flucking weeks such as this, I will absolutely frucking clean up in ATLANTIC CITY, and I know beyond any doubt that I must indeed move out of this hot miserable rotten Flowerland-USA and up 2 Atlantic City, NJUSAESMWG where I futhermucking belong, YO BRO!!!!!!!!!!!! There is gonna' B payment and retribution all around the world 4 what is being ILLEGALLY AND TOTALLY IMMORALLY DONE 2 ME,OH GREAT WORLD OUT THERE, AND YES, IPYT,oh lovely wonderful gorgeous MIZZ MUSCLES MONIQUE. WOW, hey, U go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
World, Diana (LIGHTNING) knows that HER little boy is in BIG ASS HUUUUUUUGE GODDAMN TROUBLE, AND HAS COME ALL AROUND ME. SHE HAS BEEN HERE TEN MINUTES OR SO AND IS BEYOND GORGEOUS, AS SHE ALWAYS IS OF COURSE. IT IS NOW 2:28 PM, AND I AM SIGNING OFF 4 RIGHT NOW, YO PEEPS!
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