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November 09, 2006
The Ravings of Bruce The Piano Man (MP3)
When I
was in college, a friend gave me a cassette containing the
frustrated rantings of a guy named Bruce. Bruce is
a dad from suburban Jersey. He tries to fix things
around the house, like the family piano. He does his own
taxes. And he uses very colorful language, some of which
was caught on tape by his son. Listen for yourself here
(6MB MP3 file, NSFW)
When I
listened to this at 22, all I heard was Bruce's rage. I
thought it was hilarious. Listening now...
Well, it's still hilarious. But it's kinda sad, too.
His kids are no help. Half his fucking papers have
disappeared. He can't even let himself go enough to
really commit to his cursing. His goddamns are outnumbered by
his goshdarns. He even doggones once or twice.
It's tempting to read all sorts of things into this
diatribe. Is it really about the piano? Or was he
passed over for a promotion? Does he know his son is hiding
somewhere nearby taping his every word? Did the car
break down? Does his wife not appreciate him? Have
his glory days passed him by? Who knows? Poor
Bruce. If we can learn one thing from him, it's to spend
the $300 and buy the right fucking tool. Ya fucking
moron!
Posted
by Listener
Therese on November 09, 2006 at 10:50 AM in Audio
Mysteries, MP3s,
New
Jersey | Permalink
July 30, 2015
You No Longer Need to Beware of the Blog
After
ten fun-filled years, we're packing up shop here at WFMU's
Beware of the Blog. Many thanks to the dozens of volunteer
authors who put in so much time and love into their posts and
articles, and thanks to the commenters and trolls who almost
feel like part of our dysfunctional family.
"Almost"
is a funny word, isn't it?
We will
keep every single post up here for all of eternity, and
someday, WFMU may resume online publishing. First we need to
find an admin though, something we haven't had here for many
years, which is part of the reason that we are shutting it
down.
Thanks
everybody!
Posted
by Station
Manager Ken on July 30, 2015 at 09:06 PM | Permalink
I wish the dude
who knows the Pennock family would contact me some day on a comment
on my blogs because if me' ol' COOLEY HALL pal Bruce is still alive
and kicking in 2020, I'd weelwee luv to make contact with him. The
last time I was over at his house, his brother Brian and his
parentswere alive, and it was th eyear of 1976. I was renting a home
in Blackwood, NJ-USA, and Bruce still lived where he did in school
days, at 2 Beaver Drive, Barrington, NJ.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Whoremaster!
Check out Phillip Larkin’s poem This Be The Verse.
Thanks. 19/01/2010