ETERNAL
JOURNAL OF SONGWRITER
MARK
MUD, SECTION I3
4:47
P.M., MONDAY, 5 AUGUST, 2019
'WOWSER'
what a non Oprah day. At least I got to the mother fucking
bottom of where my RODENT PROBLEMS are all
coming from. Before I get into anything, I
need to thank my AWESOME LIGHTNING
GODDESS DIANA Z. ARTEEMIS OF THE PLANCKATORY,
for coming over to visit with me AGAIN this afternoon. How I
truly and infinitely love that incredible lovely
gorgeous giant coil!!!!!
Here
is how the MOUUUUUUUUUUURNING
all began for me; Mizz Sabrina Collins, and all other
potentially interested lads,
lassies, FIG
(Folks In General), Blogaudians,
haters, and agents,
etcetera, etcetera!!!!!!!!!! I woke up
to lots of banging doors, and then I went to the bathroom, sat down
on the toilet to take a shit, and POW; that
rodent came right across from in front of me and vanished behind the
goddamn john. After I was through shitting and wiping, yuk;
but life does go on 'Jack and Diane', and it must be told on a
tell-all-blog, don't you think; so I began trying to find the damn
thing, so that I could strike it, and kill it, with a large mouthwash
bottle, I keep on the toilet top. Only there was no sign of the damn
ass critter. Then I saw what totally blew my mind; SHERIFF
KENNETH
J.
MASCARA,
SIR, and
yes, you share the very same initials with that so-called '1997
coed', who supposedly won the PUBLISHER'S
CLEARINGHOUSE PRIZE PATROL PRIZE IN
EARLY 1997, but moving ever onward sir; I observed that the
pipe that feeds the damn toilet sewage out into the area behind my
shithouse wall, had been somehow pulled away
from the wall approximately two damn ass inches, allowing all
of the infestation of this shithole building's rodent population, to
come through and into my bathroom. I never ever
pulled out that pipe, and believe me Sheriff sir, I would HAVE
MOST DEFINITELY NOTICED THIS after
enough time, and I know that a month ago, this pipe was not
pulled away from the wall!!!!!! I managed to push it back in against
the wall nice and firm and tight, and plan to use fucking duct tape
to permanently create a nice seal, to prevent other infestations, as
well as other clever attacks, and elder abuse,
by whoever is breaking in here, and
doing this to a poor
sick
elderly
man, me, the goddamn fucking pathetic MOUNTAINPEN, yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo!!!!!!!!!
Shortly,
I think it is best for me to dial 911 when it happens next time, and
then press charges if they refuse to stop this. I see no other remedy
for this monstrous Rose highview Copycat Jacobey shituation for the
fucking sake of DOGTOWN!
Every
time they go on a heavy roll with this shit, IT BRINGS ME A
HORRENDOUS NIGHTMARE SUPPLY OF FILTHY ROTTEN DISEASED COCK ROACHES AS
WELL, KIND SHERIFF, SIR, YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO!!!!
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DO
YOU THINK THIS IS ALL SOME
BIG ASS JOKE?
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States Copyright Office Records, pasted in part:
This
is all totally real and true. Why would I make it up, or be lying?
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