Chapter 7, Chris, Ed, and the Milituforce Blogaud

CHRIS, ED, AND THE MILITUFORCE BLOGAUD

CHAPTER 7

Sheriff Mascara, one minute after the opening mother fucking crooked Wall Street bell, my ILLEGAL COCK SUCKING COMPUTER HACKERS CRASHED MY OPEN OFFICE SYSTEM.

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SO HOW FUCKING FAIR IS THIS. THEY PERSECUTE ME TH EMINUTE THE MOTHER FUCKIGN GOD DAM STOCK MARKET OPENED UP, AN DTHIS ALLOWED THEM TO GAIN AN 1LLEGAL 350 POINTS OR SO, AND THIS IS WHY SINCE AUGUST OF 1986, IT HAS GAINED THIS RIDICULOUS ABSURD RALLY THAT WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE WITHOUT HURTING ME, AN DIS WHY I FULLY INTEND TO SUE WALL STREET SOME DAY FOR ONE TRILLION MOTHER 'FUCKIGN' DOLLARS, MISTER PRESIDENT OBAMA, KIND SIR. AND I'LL GET IT TOO.

KEEP LAUGHING AT ME SHERIFF SIR!

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